Roll to Dodge!

[Alan Girm Moria]

I take over the root now that I am dead.

[Gilgamesh]

Lurker: 1

You don't. Instead, the Root prepares to give you an object lesson in what happens to everybody else.

Namely, by grinding you up into soulmulch.

[Roland]

I dig a hole.

[Aela Atheling]

I honestly expected to fail somewhere soooooo

I ... uh... drive away to return the car?

[Alan Girm Moria]

I sprout back to life from the soulmulch.

[Gilgamesh]

Roland: 5

You dig a hole to China!



Aela: 1

Silly Magi, cars are for muggles! You attempt to start the car, but it refuses to go, so you attempt to drag it back to Beddy instead.

Unfortunately, your poor sense of direction leads you to the middle of the Sahara desert.

Lurker: 3

You sprout back to life.

Without your headband.

[Alan Girm Moria]

I put on my headband and force aela to play an eroge without skipping the 18+ scenes. (2 actions)

[Aela Atheling]

Emboldened by Roland's success in digging a hole to china, I attempt to turn the car into a drill, and then try and dig a hole to wherever it is that is on the opposite side of the sahara.

[Gilgamesh]

Aela: 1

Whatever manner of sorcery that enabled the car to drill a hole through the earth fails it now. Predictably, it explodes.

Lurker: 4 and 5

You put your headband on LIKE A BAWSS.

Then while finding an eroge, you have great success! You find a record of Aela's shenanigans with Nak and Paul, forcing her to reread through it all.

[Aela Atheling]

This is war

I attempt to make the pairing YangxLurker Reality.

[Alan Girm Moria]

I deny aela's attempts before sueing for peace. (2 actions)

[Roland]

I throw a baseball.

[Gilgamesh]

Aela v Lurker: 3 v 1
Nope, Lurker gets some yaoi loving. But he's the seme, at least.

Lurker: 1
Your flimsy attempts infuriate Aela, who then videotapes said yaoi pairing and ships them out.

She also forces you to become uke.

Then she relents and gives you peace.

You're still gay, though.

invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3017744/Roland: 6

You throw the baseball so fast it breaks the speed of light and creates a singularity, sucking in all life.

[Alan Girm Moria]

I alter reality to overturn the action and save my ass.

[Aela Atheling]

...I try and stop Lurker from Altering the past, I guess.

[Alex McCeol]

I shoot the door off it's hinges

[Merlin Ambrosius]

I try to turn into a Super Sayjin.

[Nina Lüceanu]

After a good sleep, I try not to fail at both exams anyway.

[Roland]

I take a shower.

[Cu Chulainn]

I kick a pebble.

[Gilgamesh]

Lurker V Aela: 6 v 3
Much success. Lurker remains the seme. He is so seme he attracts a veritable harem of dudes.

Alex: 2
You miss.

Merly
Your hair wilts, turns black, and is now a bowl haircut.

Nina: 5
You succeed! You succeed so hard people are lining up to give you jobs!

Roland: 2
How the hell do you even fail to take a shower? Slip on a bar of soap I guess. Yeah, you slip on a bar of soap in the shower.

At least it wasn't a prison one.

CuChu: 4
You flick a pebble? Congratulations?

[Victoria Valentina Devereux]

I do my homework. :c

[Gilgamesh]

Vicky: 2
You go write up your characters instead.

[Nina Lüceanu]

I go back to my extro.

[Gilgamesh]

Nina: 6

You go back to your extro with MUCH success! In fact, you like it so much, you stay on extro forever. Bye, we'll miss you~

[Alex McCeol]

I shoot the dice roller

[Gilgamesh]

Alex: 2

lrn2shoot.

You miss. Again.

[Alex McCeol]

Damn you intrinsically low luck skill!!!

*Shoots luck*

[Alan Girm Moria]

I transform the harem of dudes into a harem of beautiful women. If unsuccessful I gtfo. (2 actions)

[Nina Lüceanu]

I strangle Lurker.