Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 23:31:53 GMT -5
I try the ripcord again, and if that fails, the backup.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Cu Chulainn Administrator Berserchu Hound of Ulster[A:12]
You managed to rip the ripcord halfway, thereby only managed to get the 'chute out halfway. You stare dumbfounded as you realized you have no backup plan as a bird took a dump on your head.
Last Edit: May 5, 2011 23:36:03 GMT -5 by Cu Chulainn
Your attempt to makes sense of this thread is so profound, so moving that it enlightens you. For a moment you understand everything, the universe, the life after death, everything. Unfortunately, the experience is too much for your feeble brain to hold onto, you're reduced to a gibbering mess afterwards.
The power of DETERMINATION managed to not only fry your brain even more, but fry the brain of every living thing on a 100 km radius. The CIA is investigating it as we speak.
You fixed your brain with duct tape so masterfully well and good that the majority of the people around you gets their brain fried again, making them even more bloodthirsty and angry for your blood.
Post by Babel Secondorph on May 6, 2011 11:22:57 GMT -5
I come back for the sequel Snake's Revenge!
"The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot. " - Twain
You are a horrible actor, so, for luck, you literally break a leg. But you still manage to flunk the auditions completely, and your atrocious acting is instead passed around youtube for memetic status. Not the good kind, either.
Post by Babel Secondorph on May 6, 2011 15:43:07 GMT -5
In despair i attempt to alter reality through sheer willpower.
I attempt to create a world where I am already a rich singer/songwriter.
(two actions)
"The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot. " - Twain
You cannot become the Shirou and are unable to create a Reality Marble.
However, you do manage to write a series of best-selling novels featuring the adventures of the mighty Blundy... except your music is considered to be akin to Justin Bieber by hardcore musicians and and the quality of your literature, Twilight.
Post by Babel Secondorph on May 6, 2011 15:48:32 GMT -5
hahaha yes!
I attempt to roll a 5 to see if one as blunderous as I will ever be able to suceceed at something in a normal manner.
"The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot. " - Twain
Post by Honda Tadakatsu on May 6, 2011 16:02:50 GMT -5
Now this one attempts to modify his Tonbo-Giri to be extensible. Since he's got his youthful body back he cannot feel satisfied with its current length.
Post by Honda Tadakatsu on May 6, 2011 16:15:10 GMT -5
Since this one's a Lancer he needs a spear to protect his Master. He uses his limitless power of *insert epithet, you-know-which-one, here* Loyalty to screw the rules and make the dirk into an extensible spear anyway.
What follows can be described as only a horrifyingly hilarious scene.
One of them trips on his tail. He accidentally stabs his trident into the one in front of him. That one reflexively slashes out with his sword and hits some more.
A massive, massive, MASSIVE domino effect ensues, and at the end of it all, the invasion has been halted.
