Not only you utterly failed to take over the pits of death, but the dwarves who were meant to live in those houses decided to make you their slave for ever and ever and ever. You became their toy, their slut, their woman, their breeding machine through obscure magecraft. Too bad.
You couldn't complete your WIPs because they were deleted without you knowing. For your current posts? Well... Benkei didn't post yet, so there's nothing for you to post in. In fact, you posted in the wrong thread with no abilities to delete it.
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 22:23:49 GMT -5
I GTFO and retcon the dwarves and their actions.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Cu Chulainn Administrator Berserchu Hound of Ulster[A:12]
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 22:27:49 GMT -5
In the last shred of dignity afforded me, I take my own life.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Cu Chulainn Administrator Berserchu Hound of Ulster[A:12]
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 22:38:23 GMT -5
(Oh joy.) ...I GTFO.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Apparently you GTFO'd so hard that you landed straight in front of a battalion of angry drows. The bright side is they hate the dwarves as much as you do, so it might not be too bad...maybe.
You changed Caesar's alignment to Lawful Good, thereby boosting his Magic Resistance to A-rank, his Strength by a rank, and the opportunity to learn all the TMs and HMs in the game! Congratulations.
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 22:50:14 GMT -5
(Are you kidding? I'm male and human. They'd hate my guts instantly) I GTFO.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Cu Chulainn Administrator Berserchu Hound of Ulster[A:12]
Through a series of incredibly lucky coincidences, you managed to escape the drows by gutting their commander like a fish because of the temporary skillz that the artifact of doom provided. Unfortunately, you land straight out of that display of skillz in front of a hungry Behemoth.
Oh, did I mention he's hungry?
Last Edit: May 5, 2011 22:55:01 GMT -5 by Cu Chulainn
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 22:57:21 GMT -5
I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED! :V I give the behemoth a lifetime supply of my potato chips.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Cu Chulainn Administrator Berserchu Hound of Ulster[A:12]
You teleported Ren to the surface and earning his eternal gratitude! Unfortunately you managed to teleport the Behemoth too, and he's still a bit horny because his stomach is full.
Not only you flubbed the spell, you managed to send the temporal magic thingie into a flux, thereby preventing other magus from attempting the spell. Hate mail is coming your way as the Behemoth is coming even closer to bum you in the ass.
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 23:20:26 GMT -5
I GTFO!
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Cu Chulainn Administrator Berserchu Hound of Ulster[A:12]
Renard managed read your intention and sock you in the jaw before attempting it. However, that socking managed to hardwire your brain again and fix the temporal flux, somehow. You teleported out of the place and other magus is sending you congratulatory notes and pats in the back about fixing the temporal problem.
Freefalling no more, you managed to obtain a parachute because the RNG Goddess is feeling bored. However, the trigger is currently stuck and you're quickly plumetting down to your doom.
Last Edit: May 5, 2011 23:25:28 GMT -5 by Cu Chulainn
