Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 21:22:03 GMT -5
I make potato chips for the masses from scratch.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
... Even though he felt nice enough to let you go after utterly defeating you with a fly swatter, you decided to perform a sneak attack on him. While it would usually be a dumb move, considering who are you attacking, but in some way or another, you have succeeded with an overkill! You have killed Aizen twelve times over with a plastic knife. Congratulations.
Potato chips are now back in stores with YOUR name on their package. You are now known in the entire world as "The One Who Revived The Potato Chips". You now have a wikipedia page, your are invited into talk shows and are now rich. Gratz.
You fail Buddhism forever. Never can you be enlightened again, as your mind is too polluted. Furthermore, you are beaten up by your fellow Buddhist monks.
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 21:30:30 GMT -5
I roll to dodge Roll to Dodge.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Post by Babel Secondorph on May 5, 2011 21:32:36 GMT -5
I establish OUTER HEAVEN in order to take on the world with Metal Gears?!
"The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot. " - Twain
Blackbeard listened to your tale, and laughed at you, telling that your quest would never come true. With that, after considering your challenge for a minute, he decided to walk away.
"That was a silly question. Nak does what Nak wants." - Thor, 24 Nov 11, 05:07 AM
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 21:42:46 GMT -5
(Hell if I know, my luck is never this good.) I put all that time wasted on Assassin's Creed to use and try to find a handhold somewhere.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
Not only you failed to make contact with the RNG goddess, but you prayed to the wrong god. At least that god was glad to have been prayed to and granted you his favor. You have prayed to the God of Salami, by the way.
You attacked him, surprised him, landed a strike on him, but that's all you got. You have been beaten up by Blackbeard. You should be glad that he spared your life.
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 21:51:22 GMT -5
I climb my way back up.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
You have climbed back up from the pit of death after lots of efforts, bruises and cuts. You look up, and see that you were in yet another pit of death.
"That was a silly question. Nak does what Nak wants." - Thor, 24 Nov 11, 05:07 AM
Post by Renard Aestling on May 5, 2011 22:05:14 GMT -5
I take over the pits of death and putting my Minecraft obsession to use, remodel them as low-rent housing for dwarves.
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll,/I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul. - Invictus, by William Ernest Henley
