Paranoia - Welcome to Alpha Complex

[Alex McCeol]

[glow=green,2,300]Apologies Citizen for the inconvenience. However, this page is currently placed at Security Clearence Orange, and those viewing it are under arrest. Resistance will be met with immediate disintegration and a black mark on your permenant record.

As a completely voluntary participant as a Trouble Shoot for Alpha Complex, Friend Computer is giving the following mission: The aquisition of an artifact that is in the possession of the International Workers of the World. Friend Computer has only heard rumors of it's name, the Legendary MacGuffin. Once it is in your possession, you shall recieve further instructions. Friend Computer would like to remind you thaaaaa [/glow][glow=red,2,300]*error error error no 12fnjt31w[/glow]-

Sorry it took me so long. The security system gets harder to hack everytime. Basically, your going to be sent out on a mission for friend computer. Fine, all in the name of surviving and all that. However, your own secret societies will be giving you secondary objectives, as will the friend computer. Also, remember that everyone within Alpha Complex is a mutant. Don't tell Friend Computer that, it's grounds for permanent death. Any more questions check here Heres your application form.

Name/Nickname: What are you called?
Appearence: What do you look like?
Secret Society: What Secret Society do you belong to?
Mutant Power: What is your secret mutant power? (ESP, Psychokinesis, Pyrokinesis, Bad Luck, Looks like Sean Connery, ETC)
Skills: Any mundane abilities you might have (Hacking, gun specialization, fashion sense, Looks like Sean Connery, ETC)

What equipment you will be issued (You'll be expected to return it), any monetary funds you will get to procure more (same), and whatever your secondary objectives are will be PMed to you after you have signed up. This game will start when we have a minimum of five and a maximum of eight people. I think that/ [glow=green,2,300]What are you doing citizen? You are not authorized to access that. Prepare for immediate[/glow]///

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[Adam Wells]

Oh, HELLS yes.

Name/Nickname: Verr E. Hip/ The V
Appearence: With my devilish spiked blonde hair, Dark brown eyes that make hearts melt, manly pecs and heroic scar on my right cheek, i'm just that awesome. Who is this Johnny Bravo you speak of? I don't know them.
Secret Society: The Wobblies The Romantics
Mutant Power: I literally cannot lose at rock-paper-scissors
Skills: Even covered in crap I manage to look cool. And when i put on my charm and show off my pecs, I can be quite persuasive to males and females and robots alike.

How's that?

[Amaranta Bastillo]

Name/Nickname: Oewe [Oh-ewe] Bro
Appearence: Wears sunglasses like a cool kid, stylishly ruffled bedhead (it is stylish okay) and most definitely not short. He is also most definitely not lanky or weak or any of that nonsense okay.
Secret Society: The Sierra Club
Mutant Power: HE NEVER FORGETS. ANYTHING. EVER.
Skills: being awesome and cool He can play chess very well. And cards. Also wearing sunglasses indoors.

[Cu Chulainn]

Name/Nickname: Jonjo. Davis Jonjo
Appearence: Looks like a young, high school Bruce Willis. Srsly.
Secret Society: Death Leopard
Mutant Power: He can do anything as long as he has a shovel. Anything.
Skills: His leet skillz when handling a shovel. Also, he can play football soccer very well, and can is a great tattoo artist.

[Samson]

Name/Nickname: Blundy
Appearence: Waist length hair, a pretty dress and a poncho.
Secret Society: The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants
Mutant Power: Absolute Blunder: Sucess is impossible one must instead try to fail.
Skills: Maraca playing, Being annoying, Running, Hiding, and Firing Rubber Bands.
Equpiment: Two sacks, Maracas, Rubberbands (in said sacks)

[Houyi]

Name/Nickname: Red Riding Hood, or simply RRH
Appearence: *too lazy, just go with houyi's*
Secret Society: Futa's Anonymous.
Mutant Power: Making the impossible, possible. For better or worse.
Skills: She's an amazing cook.

[Alex McCeol]

Okay, sign ups end monday, and then secret objectives will be sent, and then the backstabbing will start.

[Alex McCeol]

Okay, times up. The actual thread will be up tommorrow due to RL deciding to rear it's ugly head, but the secret missions will be issued.