Lurker's list

[Alan Girm Moria]

So this was basically a follow the leader idea I had when I first joined. Never got around to it and so being the dedicated hard worker I am I chose to revive the idea instead of doing the other 4 things I had already said I would do.

So here we have lurker's list of things I am not allowed to do in Lucca. More or less a tribute complete knock off to mr welch's list for the rp. Contains a list of crazy ideas either I, or someone else comes up with not covered specifically by the rules (and some that are because they need to be mentioned anyways) and had shot down. I will also take ideas from our cbox because it's just that kind of place.

Contributions are welcome and I'll add it to the list when I get a chance. (Writer's block so not much at the moment)

1. Despite the hilarity my librarian master cannot shoot book bullets or have blade books. This issue is closed.
2. Can't strangle a Servant with my bare hands, even if he's blind and helpless.
3. That goes double if my character is a normal grade school npc.
4. No gender bending my servant with a command spell if they do not suit my tastes.
5. I cannot have a berserker Jesus even if I say please.
6. Jedi mind powers are a privilege not a right.
7. If at any time a master takes on the likeness of shinji matou he dies.
8. No I cannot throw the opposing master into space even if they forgot to list their weight.
9. I will not attempt to ally with half the cast even if it fits my character's profile.
10. This rp takes place in Lucca, Italy. Even so I cannot post everything in italicized Italian.
11. Any plan no matter how ingenious to get another character in a maid outfit is doomed to failure. Retroactively if need be.
12. I will not take inspiration for new ideas from this list.
13. Yes master missile is an awesome idea but no it cannot counter magic missile.
14. Even if I abuse one of my spells to destroy every character's house that does not mean all their base belongs to us.
15. If I make a master that loves children they better not have a love of cosplaying as a bear.
16. If I decide to expose magecraft to the world via rock show my character had better not be an old blooded conservatist magus.
17. Even if it's moe is over 9000 I cannot take another master's servant home with me
18. Under goals no listing plot derailment
19. No taking mahou shoujos as favored enemies
20. We will not talk about the grammar nazi incident
21. A hell hound is not fine too
22. I will not make or attempt to seduce a physical god just to boast that I'm like a god in bed
23. No betting my master in a game of poker
24. No attempting to use my master as currency
25. I will not attempt to out gross the vanderdecken
26. If there is a mention of seafood I had better be eating it
27. My troll face is not an acceptable response when being called out for morally objectionable actions.
28. Even if there is no upper limit on non-np weapons I cannot carry around an armory.
29. I cannot make a church member with a phobia of wine, crosses, books, and priests/nuns
30. Despite how indirectly I do it obliterating the fourth wall entirely is probably a bad idea.
31. Lucca military bases are not my personal armory
32. I will stop trying to use innocent bystanders as noble phantasms
33. Actively attempting to add to this list is right out
34. No making a police magus just to fine and arrest the competition
35. Even if they are illegal immigrants I cannot have my enemies deported
36. My cassanova master may not have mystic eyes or face of charm.
37. This extends to all my non-servant characters
38. No pointing out all the various innuendo's in another character during the rp.
39. I cannot kill physical gods with puffs of logic and should stop trying
40. Abusing the charisma skill to raise an army of normals is frowned upon
41. No abusing hypnosis spells to become the owner of McDonald's. No I cannot love it either.
42. Even if I think of something the chess master's fortress isn't immune to, it is now immune to it
43. Causing a climate shift for a beach scene is forbidden
44. My alignment is not a permit or excuse.
45. Masters frown upon an archer with chronic backstabbing disorders
46. A character concept that results in the lasting enmity of 3 people or more should be scrapped.
47. Depending on the hero making a religious servant is fine. Making a twisted overly religious one to mock the religion is decidedly less so.
48. Even if my riding skill enables me to lead the entire police force on a car chase and then vanish into spirit form that does not mean I should
49. The thriller dance cannot defeat grail zombies and I should stop trying to convince everyone otherwise
50. Even if my character is their parent I cannot send opponents into a time out for the rest of the battle.
51. No more crashing the local economy through super power gambling
52. Even if the rules concerning prana regen are lax I cannot regen to full prana in 5 minutes
53. I am no longer allowed to combine golden rule with instinct for obvious reasons
54. I won't bring my attractive maid when summoning a female servant
55. I may not preemptively make a tiger dojo reference when someone is about to hit a bad end
56. Under goals my grade school master cannot have 'I want to be the guy'
57. If I ninja into anything I had better not be the berserker
58. I am not allowed to defeat the chess master by crashing the stock market
59. No I cannot be the pope. That position is for mods
60. Even if magi are technology impaired I cannot expose magecraft over the internet without repercussions
61. Cooking with runes might sound like a good idea at first. Don't
62. Even if I'm dissatisfied with my servant no turning it in for a refund
63. This troper is no longer allowed to speak in trope
64. Even if he was a rebel leader my servant is not authorized to lead the revolution
65. If they have command spells and I have A+ agility that does not mean I can challenge my master to draw
66. The Gate of Babylon is not for trash disposal
67. Broken phantasms while powerful were not a good idea at close range
68. Once the grail has programmed a creature I cannot overwrite it. Unprogrammed ones are fair game however.
69. No matter how sincere it is the power of love cannot win over a grail beast.
70. I will not name my new grail beast familiar after an annoying team mate...again.
71. No matter how feasible the plan, I cannot create rocks fall everybody dies for the entire city of Lucca
72. Even if my character is a medical doctor he cannot be dr. feelgood, dr. strangelove, or dr. evil
73. I will stop determining my character's gender with a coin flip even if everyone else is doing it.
74. My scientist will never find the cure for arturia syndrome even if he does get the grail.
75. Even if the rules allow it I will not make a hard drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed, promiscuous nun
76. I cannot justify my entire history by writing noodle incident.
77. Instead of trying to start world war three I should focus on the grail war first.
78. Androgynous is not a gender
79. I cannot clean out the tainted grail by pouring bleach into it.
80. I cannot use summon and kill Galahad to purify the grail either.
81. My spells cannot be 5 different ways of pimp slapping someone
82. Servants are not pokemon and I should stop trying to trade them as if they were.
83. I cannot lose my notoriety by spray painting my car.
84. My evil character does not have the time to see how many children he can squeeze into a phonebooth.
85. I cannot stop the battle to take a phone call
86. My wish for winning the grail war cannot be for a less tainted grail to fufill my wishes
87. Despite it's record as a masterful disguise I cannot use a cardboard box to sneak into anywhere.
88. Being able to sense traps does not mean I can immediately tell someone's gender
89. I cannot drown an armored servant by just dumping them in a lake. Even if they can't swim at all.
90. When a servant runs out of ammo my master will recall they can still tear him apart before he mocks them.
91. The minotaur does not fight like a cow and I should stop implying that he does.
92. The local zoo is not my one stop shop for exotic mounts
93. When rousing a team mate out of a blue screen my motivational speech had better not be the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.
94. Clairvoyance should not be used to cheat at cards, peek, or dominate the lottery.
95. A summoned servant is not necessarily a servant despite the contradiction.
96. Even if there is no rule against it, creating a sea creaturish master or servant is off limits to me.
97. Even if my riding skill is A rank no riding my master because I'm too lazy to walk
98. There is no way to justify an np that causes someone to play strip poker. This issue is not up for debate.
99. My command spell cannot be the chesire cat.
100. The meme does not justify the end.
101. I cannot just go to a tattoo parlor if I don't like how my command spell looks.
102. If my magus's abilities are focused around marijuana he's vetoed.
103. If playing as a servant I won't demand wages every time my master asks me to do something.
104. I cannot start my summoning in a brothel, tavern, or baseball stadium.
105. Even if there are no rules against it I cannot rp naked for the remainder of the story.
106. I cannot sue everyone into forfitting their command spells.
107. Despite the saying, eating an apple won't keep jack the ripper away.
108. I cannot start the rp by assassinating the pope.
109. Unless it is a black key throwing the sword won't work.
110. No this rp doesn't run on rule of cool.
111. My character does not have a thousand genders just like a mushroom.
112. My master is not the lovechild of a DAA.
113. My primary language is not double entendre.
114. The instant I mention Mary Poppins the idea is vetoed.
115. My wish cannot be "I wish to be the Gilgamesh".
116. Can't level grind until I can one shot servants.
117. For the last time we cannot level up at all.
118. Anything resembling Neko Arc will be denied, killed with fire, and then retconned.
119. My history can't be a summary of drmcninja so far.
120. Servants cannot transform and roll out when the car breaks down.
121. Not allowed to cripple the church by destroying all curry in the city.
122. When they said provide back up it didn't mean 3 blocks away.
123. Can't decide grail battles with paper rock scissors.