Merry Christmas In Lucca!

[Cardwyn Driald]

I've temporarily taken a break from my stabbing personality to give gifts, both to the naughty and nice children, and summoned children in Lucca~ Even the children who give cancer to others!

No I didn't lose the list and made presents for everyone because I was too tied up to make another list. Sooooooo there are presents under the tree for everyone!

Even you Yang, even if you are bothering me in my nice prison.

All you have to do is show up (in character... slightly), claim them, and unwrap them. I hope you enjoy them all!

Who knows, one of the presents may be the Grail itself!

Now ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!

Now back to stabby~ See you all in the war!

[] No word minimum, and even if you just want to post one word of what your character got, go right ahead, its just to see ideal (hilarious) presents to give~ Have fun! []

[Victoria Valentina Devereux]

Y'know, Cardy. Quite frankly I prefer you in your stabbity personality. Much more exciting that way; sort of reminds me of the Manhunt series of games. Played that? No? Well you should.

Anyway, I saw that reference to my spells, and I'd like to point out that no matter what anyone else says, I don't go around randomly giving cancer to people.

Anyway, since there's supposedly a present under the tree for me, I'll go get mine now.

-goes over to the tree to pick up her presents. It's a rectangular box.-

-Rips it open. Stack of games inside.-

...Got this... Got this... Got this too...
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Seriously, I've got all of these.

-reaches bottom of pile. a smaller box. opens.-

Haha. Very funny. Lump of coal. Never gets old.

-throws lump of coal at random person-

[Bedwyr]

Ow, Viccy, That kind of hurt. But its Christmas, the season of forgiving, good will and peace, so I'll let that slide.

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Mainly so I don't get coal myself. Now! To open my gift! With all my will and A+ Agility skill!

*Rips open the wrapping at the speed of sound*

Ahahaha! Just what I wanted, a steed beyond all other steeds! I will enjoy this for a time to come!

... Maybe Amaranta will actually let me ride this one.



*Drives away on the made-for-children Battery car.... at the speed of sound*

[Adam Wells]

Yay, presents!

*Goes over to grab his present*

It's... It's...

It's amazing, i'm not sure words can adequately describe it. It is a window into my very soul. Truly what it can do is amazing, and I am touched to the core by it being given to me.



...What do you mean by "open it"?

[Hassan-i-Sabbah the 19th]

Present giving…the idea seems all alien to me. I know this festival descended from the same one the franj used to celebrate the birth of the prophet Isa, but I still don’t know what the presents have got to do with it…

“It’s for the spirit of it all!”

…I still don’t get it.

“Oh come on! Can we open a present already?”

I doubt I’ll get a present…

“I spy with my little eye that our present is right…over…there!”

…Why are you only good for this sort of things?

“*mental shrug* Beats me.”

…Fine I’ll open the present *sigh*

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…It’s…but this is the…

-It was a paper filled with Arabic words, but the only thing she sees right now is the name at the bottom of the list…her own name-

[Archard Achille]

I don't even know why I came to this party, I think every single person here is a person I want dead. So unless you're all planning on commiting suicide to save me the trouble...

...Oh, a present. I suppose I better open it.



...I would rather a cleaner method, to be honest, the stink will be terrible. But I suppose if it's available.

[BEOWULF]

Ahehaha! This Christmas thing sounds a bit fun, but you didn't have to bother. I got Golden Rule, don't need gif -

*Sees a shoddily wrapped gift*

...Hmh?

*Opens it*

*Sees a computer with IE running, and several tabs*

What's this?

*Cue youtube videos of BEOWULF's summoning and him slapping Aela repeatedly*

*ONE TRILLION VIEWS!*

...This works!

[Alan Girm Moria]

Wow Cardy that was really nice of y...where did she go?

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I guess she must be off delivering presents to the prisoners? She sure looked cute in that though. Now I wonder what could be in this unusually large box?

*Much grunting as he fails to move the box*

...Cardy what exactly did you put in here?

*opens the box and looks inside*




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What. No really what is this I don't even...box girl cardy and...Shady is that you!? Aw what the heck it's christmas. Thank you cardy and shady~

*Dives into the box and closes the lid behind him*

[Luciano Mezzanotte]

Well, I'll be honest. You can't be prepared for everything unless you're omniscient, and I'm not. So I wasn't exactly prepared for this.

I will, however, take your offer with a grain of salt and have it inspected for any cleverly placed explosives, poisons, petrification spells, and other generally lethal toys that might be hidden in it.

Nevertheless, I am pleased to know that we can still be civil to each other, despite the present conflict.

*opens the box*






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... very funny.

[Houyi]

...Ah...I don't know why I'm here. They sent me a letter but...

...Presents? Eh, the thing master was talking about.

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Well, I might was well see whats inside....


*Naturally the one she's holding is a custom version large enough to "Support" her*

....What is this...? Um...I don't know what to do with it....

[Merlin Ambrosius]

A merry christmas from everyones favorite Warlock~ Now lets cut to the chase and get to the presents. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie~



Just what I wanted! An Orgy A Harem! Fufufufufu~ Time to do some merry making girls~ *makes like a lurker and dives in head first*

[Ishikawa Goemon]

*gets hit in the head by coal* ow, son of a- *tosses a dagger in the same direction* Assholes and their need to toss around chucks of rocks.

*coughs* Right, anyway, I'm wondering what you all got me outside of knives or freedom. or oil if your feeling espicially prickish. So I have to wonder what you thought I could possibly want?


*leaps out of the box for great justice*

...Right. Ninja girl. And what are you supposed to be? Someone out to kill me? A tax collector?.....a new wife?

"None, sir. I'm your new sidekick."

Seriously?

"I am always serious"

Joy. Fine, fine. I could always use an extra pair of death on legs hands. Come on kid, I'll show you the ropes before we head out to loot the city.

"As you wish."

*ninja smokebomb out*

[SHOUNEN HERO MATTZ]

*Matt is currently unconcious and under the mercy of Beddy/Emma at the moment. But if he were up and about he could be getting....*



*This brand new bike! But sinces he's still out like a light, he won't be getting this until later. Unless Beddy decides to shank him.*

[Ray Rummo]

Hi everyone! I'm Ray! I haven't gotten to play in the real game yet but I hope to as soon as Hans is ready!...he might take awhile though.

Anyway, Merry christmas! I hope you all are enjoying it as much as I am. Now for my favorite part, presents! What'd Santa get me this year?



*gasps* My own mecha! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou santa! *hops into the seat* Gonna go play with my Rakan Mecha everyone~. Hope to see you all in the rp soon!

*fuels his mecha with spiral power Wind magecraft and flies off*

[Yang huang Long]

Another list? Do I want to know what that list is about?

*Sigh*

No, I probably don't want to know. I bet its something about stabbing all those kids that weren't nice or something like that.

*walk over to the tree*

I'll just get my, possibly deadly, presents and then I'll get out of this place.

*Unwrap presents*

*Is speechless*



Are... Are those upgrades for Bai Hu? You shouldn't have.



And you got me one of the best books in the Dresden Files. A true classic.

*Is getting teary*

I'm touched, I really am. I'm sorry I was so rude to you just a few moments ago and I'm sorry for disturbing you in your prison.

*Get something from inside his coat*

Here, take this. I know its not much, but I hope this will prove my honesty and I hope we won't kill each other later on.

*Hand over a present to Cardwyn*

Merry christmas.

[Amaranta Bastillo]

...Did they even celebrate Christmas back then?

-stares in disapproval at Beddy driving around at the speed of sound-

Well, since I'm here, I may as well get my present from under the tree.

...Wow it's big.

-CUMBERSOME UNWRAPPING TEIMS-



The Tardis? For serious?

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**** YEAH.

-goes back in time.-

[Ankokuki Shiki]

*Cain walks in with Abel*

"So brother, shall we begin our "Season's Greeting?" to everyone now?"

*sighs*

"Not yet. We can't start without Ojou-sama here."

"Oh. So where is Ojou-sama anyway?"

"Still searching in her Closet for her Winter Clothes fit for this Christmas season"

*sighs while adjusting his glasses*

"Well, that's our Ojou-sama. Always late when it comes to her "Fashion Crisis"."

*Abel nodded in agreement*

*then, the door slammed open behind them, the two calm butlers slowly turned around to see their young Mistress who has finally arrived*

*Shiki strikes a pose*

"HAU~! MERRY CHRISTMAS~!!!!"

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"Ojou-sama..."

"...you're late."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Took me awhile to find my Santa Hat. Sheesh!" *cross her arms and pouts* "Just go bring the Carts here. Chop, chop. *claps two times*"

*Abel and Cain nodded and went out the door, while Shiki face to everyone else in this party*

"Ahem... As I was saying... Merry Christmas~! Looks like there's not enough food here in this "extravangza," so ... *snaps*"

*Abel and Cain returns, each pushing 2 large strolling food carts, each covered in white sheet*

*Abel removes the cover*

*Cain removes the cover*

"ENJOY OUR CHRISTMAS FEAST AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE~! NIPAA~!"

"Merry Christmas."

*the two butlers bows to everyone at the party*

"ALRIGHT, EVERYONE~! DIG IN!"

[Cleopatra]

...Well, Matt seems to have joined in with this. Perhaps I should too. Can you simple people really get something that's fitting for a Queen of Kings~?

*saunters over to tree, bends slowly and picks up a black and gold gift with the bow tied in an Ankh shape* Ahh, reminds me of home!

*unwraps*

...*blinks*

image may be inappropriate to post~

...*chuckles*

Well, who would like me to model it for them~?

[Tyonis Reybrant]

Christmas eh? Oh look, you guys got me a present. Uhh thanks. Well lets see...



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I hate you all.