Post by Lempicialynn Edelfelt on Nov 23, 2011 16:41:41 GMT -5
Day 1, 0005
Where I come from, there's an old proverb used by soldiers and outdoorsmen. "Jalat lämpiminä, pää kylmänä". Feet warm, head cool. To say that this proverb has a double meaning is to say the obvious. On one hand, it's used to remind people of the proper sleeping position when camping near a fire - I don't need to tell it to you straight, do I? You would have to be a complete simpleton not to understand what it means in that particular context. On the other hand, it's used to remind soldiers how they should be at all times: ready for action, but never escalating a situation to require action. Or something like that.
I don’t particularly adhere to the idea, considering that I am always one to enjoy taking action, or should I say, relishing it? However I do adhere to the principle in the case of the actual fighting. That is to say, me fighting with all the ferocity of a lion, but while maintaining a presence of mind, which I must emphasise, is the most important part of it all.
From atop my perch on the office building, I felt like I could see the whole city. Every angle that steel and glass bent to, every little slab of concrete, every single person walking down the street at this hour, was visible to me. Or at least it felt that way. Lempicialynn Edelfelt was no Archer, to be able to see all the little details from so high up. Lempicialynn Edelfelt, however, did have opera glasses helping her see everything from this excellent vantage point. No, this is not a change of narrative voice. What’s the matter, you never heard somebody refer to herself in third person before? Try it sometime; it’ll boost your self-confidence nicely.
[red]“They look like ants from up here.”[/red] I wasn’t talking about the people, of course. I knew too well how it felt to be spoken of, and to be spoken to, in a condescending manner. The paranoia that someone was always whispering things behind your back, the seething throb of one’s insulted pride… those were feelings that I did not take too kindly to. No, it wasn’t people I was calling ants. It was, well, a group of ants. Or at least something that looked like ants, if you squinted: six legs, mandibles, and an insectoid appearance. What they lacked as a set of three discernable body segments, and instead looked like oversized heads sitting on top of four legs – the other two legs were more like forelegs, for stabbing things, and emerged from next to the mandibles.
[red]“Giant ants. Just like the Greek myth of Achilles’ army.”[/red] Well not exactly just like the Greek myth. Achilles’ army of myrmidons were people who grew from ants, rather than actual giant ants. Still, it was perhaps the best name to give such creatures. An army of ants. They were most definitely a fitting appetiser for the sisters of the great Edelfelt House. I turned to my siskoni standing next to me – that’s the Finnish word for ‘big sister’, in case you didn’t know – with a big smirk on my face. [red]“How about if we joined their little picnic as a little warm up? The night is young, and there doesn’t seem to be anybody else around to fight. These little myrmidons would certainly make up for the lack of any real opponents.”[/red]
I wasn’t asking for her permission. Whether or not siskoni said yes, I’d probably go anyway. The issue, of course, was that if she disagreed with my suggestion, would she be able to catch me in time? Probably not. Lempycialynn Edelfelt was called the “Red Comet” for quite a few reasons, and one of those reasons, was that I tended to be faster than somebody’s mouth whenever it came to getting into trouble. Sorry, I meant getting into fights. The ones in trouble were these little ants.
The creatures were busy raiding a butcher’s store, apparently content with dead meat instead of live prey. For shame, I would say. Something like that was too easy to do, especially with a size like that. What’s more, it seemed to contradict our observations of similar monsters that had been appearing earlier. They usually attacked people or magi, not cold, dead meat. Perhaps the butcher was a magus, and his meat on display was reinforced? It was the only way this ridiculous situation would make even the slightest lick of sense. I counted the monsters to see if there were enough for us to share. Yes, that would be just right.
[red]“There’s maybe two dozen of them down there. We can easily split them evenly between us.”[/red] Yes, that sounded like a plan. Already, I was nodding to myself without really listening to what siskoni was saying in response. [red]Saber. I’ll trust you to do the rest. [/red]
With nary another word, I reinforced my legs and hopped over the rails of the building. Other people would probably consider that suicide, given how we were about ten stories up, but other people didn’t normally have Servants to catch them when they fell. My hair and bright red jacket fluttered against the air resistance as I made my descent. I trust Saber to do the rest.
I don’t particularly adhere to the idea, considering that I am always one to enjoy taking action, or should I say, relishing it? However I do adhere to the principle in the case of the actual fighting. That is to say, me fighting with all the ferocity of a lion, but while maintaining a presence of mind, which I must emphasise, is the most important part of it all.
From atop my perch on the office building, I felt like I could see the whole city. Every angle that steel and glass bent to, every little slab of concrete, every single person walking down the street at this hour, was visible to me. Or at least it felt that way. Lempicialynn Edelfelt was no Archer, to be able to see all the little details from so high up. Lempicialynn Edelfelt, however, did have opera glasses helping her see everything from this excellent vantage point. No, this is not a change of narrative voice. What’s the matter, you never heard somebody refer to herself in third person before? Try it sometime; it’ll boost your self-confidence nicely.
[red]“They look like ants from up here.”[/red] I wasn’t talking about the people, of course. I knew too well how it felt to be spoken of, and to be spoken to, in a condescending manner. The paranoia that someone was always whispering things behind your back, the seething throb of one’s insulted pride… those were feelings that I did not take too kindly to. No, it wasn’t people I was calling ants. It was, well, a group of ants. Or at least something that looked like ants, if you squinted: six legs, mandibles, and an insectoid appearance. What they lacked as a set of three discernable body segments, and instead looked like oversized heads sitting on top of four legs – the other two legs were more like forelegs, for stabbing things, and emerged from next to the mandibles.
[red]“Giant ants. Just like the Greek myth of Achilles’ army.”[/red] Well not exactly just like the Greek myth. Achilles’ army of myrmidons were people who grew from ants, rather than actual giant ants. Still, it was perhaps the best name to give such creatures. An army of ants. They were most definitely a fitting appetiser for the sisters of the great Edelfelt House. I turned to my siskoni standing next to me – that’s the Finnish word for ‘big sister’, in case you didn’t know – with a big smirk on my face. [red]“How about if we joined their little picnic as a little warm up? The night is young, and there doesn’t seem to be anybody else around to fight. These little myrmidons would certainly make up for the lack of any real opponents.”[/red]
I wasn’t asking for her permission. Whether or not siskoni said yes, I’d probably go anyway. The issue, of course, was that if she disagreed with my suggestion, would she be able to catch me in time? Probably not. Lempycialynn Edelfelt was called the “Red Comet” for quite a few reasons, and one of those reasons, was that I tended to be faster than somebody’s mouth whenever it came to getting into trouble. Sorry, I meant getting into fights. The ones in trouble were these little ants.
The creatures were busy raiding a butcher’s store, apparently content with dead meat instead of live prey. For shame, I would say. Something like that was too easy to do, especially with a size like that. What’s more, it seemed to contradict our observations of similar monsters that had been appearing earlier. They usually attacked people or magi, not cold, dead meat. Perhaps the butcher was a magus, and his meat on display was reinforced? It was the only way this ridiculous situation would make even the slightest lick of sense. I counted the monsters to see if there were enough for us to share. Yes, that would be just right.
[red]“There’s maybe two dozen of them down there. We can easily split them evenly between us.”[/red] Yes, that sounded like a plan. Already, I was nodding to myself without really listening to what siskoni was saying in response. [red]Saber. I’ll trust you to do the rest. [/red]
With nary another word, I reinforced my legs and hopped over the rails of the building. Other people would probably consider that suicide, given how we were about ten stories up, but other people didn’t normally have Servants to catch them when they fell. My hair and bright red jacket fluttered against the air resistance as I made my descent. I trust Saber to do the rest.