Merry Christmas in Lucca (The third!)

[Siyr Arend]

Merry Christmas! Ignore my helper there, she was the one who, after so many hours, managed to actually find a Santa costume that fit. I dragged her along because you don't seriously expect a noble to hand out everyone's presents, do you~?

Though I actually did manage to find it on time, unlike the person who ran it last year, hah! Perhaps more people will claim their gifts under the tree this year (If you don't, Santa takes them back!)

Buuuut as always there are presents for everyone under the tree! From slightly crazy magi who have a sword that really isn't a sword to the oil soaked fail magi! Truly, Santa is faaaaaar more generous than I would be. The present for most of you non magi family should just be the fact you even have circuits~

[] No word minimum, and even if you just want to post one word of what your character got, go right ahead, its just to see ideal (hilarious) presents to give~ Have fun! []

[Bedwyr]

Meanwhile in Bedwyr's delirious dreams as he bleeds out on the floor...

No... please my King... I can't... lose anymore blood. *Doesn't manage, instead starts adding more blood to the pool beneath him*

Well... it was worth it then!

[Alan Girm Moria]

*Takes present home and opens it to find a mirror. Holds it up and looks in it to see an unfamiliar sight over his shoulder*

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...Me gusta.

[Nina Lüceanu]

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What... is this? A remote control? For me? ...Oh, literally, even?
D'aww, you shouldn't have.
And I mean... you really shouldn't have.

[William de Torquemada]

"The Young Sociopath's Guide to Fitting In Through Thoughtful Acts of Kindness."

How very thoughtful of you all. I'm sure that I'll remember this book when I'm punishing each of you for your impudence.

[Renard Aestling]

Hm, and I'll be expecting that 'helper' back when you're done with her, by the way.

Now then... *pulls over a box marked with his name* Oof... A bit heavy, but I suppose that's usually a good sign. *opens the box up and pulls out a fire extinguisher* ...Oh yes, laugh it up you lot. You think you're bloody hilarious don't you? *hucks it over his shoulder to join the others he's been given*

...Hold on a tick, there's something else in the bottom...

*pulls out a black book about the right size to be a photo album and takes a look, then just turns stony-faced and closes it again* ...When will people understand there's nothing between myself and Jeremiah and that compromising photos of him do absolutely nothing for me?

Bah, humbug. I'm really starting to hate Christmas.

[Semiramis]

My, my, what is this? A brand new Gucci bag from my adorable Little Dove. Ah, for such kindness i'll just give you all a word of advice. Do not drink the eggnog unless you want too partake on the sweet flavor of Ricin that i put up there in the case i disliked my present. *Smiles*

[Ash Blackwood]

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[Babel Secondorph]

hagump!


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[Hakugi Rima]

... A calender... for the next ten years?

... Why did I get something like that... when I won't even live to use it?

... Are you trying to imply I'll live?

... How foolish...