Roll to Dodge!

[Victoria Valentina Devereux]

I attempt to revive the thread.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

You rolled a 1. The thread remains dead for 2 and a half years.

[Herakles]

I punish beo for reviving this thread.

[Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri]

I unpunish beo for reviving this thread

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

Critical 6

I am revoked of my modship.

Another critical 6

My modship is fully restored. Instead, I become a tyrant controlling every single thing within my iron fist.

[Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri]

I challenge the tyrant to a duel to end all duels. And transform his helmet into flowers.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

Five

Your challenge is accepted!

Four

The tyrant is slain, and his helmet is now a blooming trophy to adorn your fireplace.

[Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri]

I didn't want to slay him! Just beat him up a little. I revive him as not a tyrant.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

I'm not sure if invisible castle is broken to give high rolls or what...

Critical 6

Your attempts at revival are successful. However, he was buried in a mass tyrant graveyard, and your attempts have also raised a legion of overlords.

Four

At least he's an ok guy, I guess.

[Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri]

Lucky! I make the tyrants other than you put on a play of hamlet. Deaths are permanent.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

3

Some are stupid enough to use real props, and kill each other off.

The rest instead use plastic swords, and don't kill anybody.

[Herakles]

I organize the remaining tyrants into a corporation of evil.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

Critical 6

It works. It works so well, in fact, that they have decided that they are more efficient without you, and demote you to janitor.

[Ellinda Wechseln]

Yay~! I throw a party because the thread once again became open for common members~!

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

2

The invitations get lost in the mail, and you're left with the chips and dips to yourself.

[Herakles]

To make up for my sudden loss of income, I raid watcher's home for food.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

2

Watcher already ate it by the time you get there.

[Herakles]

Continuing my snack quest, I trek to the frozen north to raid aela's home.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

3

You manage to get there, but by then, you are too hungry to raid a bag of crackers, let alone a home.

[Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri]

I throw Lurker out into the snow.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

critical 1

Because you failed to properly oversee some obscure law, you are instead charged for assault and battery, and are forced to give Lurker your house.

[Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri]

I burn down my old igloo then.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

2

Apple juice doesn't catch fire as easily as oil. Your igloo remains standing.

[Herakles]

I eat all the food and sell the igloo for gold.

[Sigurd Fafnesbane]

1.

The food has gone bad during the litigation process. You end up giving yourself food poisoning.

5

You successfully spin the igloo off as a genuine Inuit igloo, and it is picked up by an eccentric collector.